Swag

Now that I am home, and much less homicidal, let's take inventory:

From The Mom:
-$100 cash

From The Dad and Stepmom:
- $200
- Old lady slippers
- Backgammon (who knows)
- PJs
- A book on how to be Emo (The Dad thinks he's funny)
- A 2009 HP calendar
- Chapstick, Certs, hand sanitizer, shoes that don't fit, body wash and lotion (this was in my "stocking")
- Frog statue thing

From The Criminal Brother:
- Nothing. Shock.

From The Littler Brother:
- HIMYM Season 3

From The Cousin:
- Romeo and Juliet on DVD (DiCaprio version, duh)

From The Uncle Who Had Me for Family Exchange:
- Arrested Development (all 3 seasons)

From The Grandpa:
- A scarf and $60 to Charlotte Russe

From Other Random Relatives and Friends:
- Necklace
- $55
- Bath fizzes
- Bath pillow
- Book Light
- Candy
- Numerous tubes of chapstick (whoo)
- Earmuffs
- Hair elastics


All in all, not too shabby, although my dad and stepmom were clearly on crack this year. I am under strict instructions from them not to use the money they gave me for bills, so hey. Who am I to argue?